Thursday, August 28, 2008

My way or the higway?

Was reading up on how Raj Thackeray's MNS party was forching all shopkeepers to display their shop names in Marathi on their signboards in Bombay. So, whats coming next?

  • All conversations now should be terminated with Jai Maharashtra.
  • MNS decrees that all your last names will now have a 'kar' at the end.
  • Ganpati donations will now be automatically deducted from your paycheck.
  • Dandiya raas will now be replaced with lejhim dances.
  • MNS asks IOC to introduce thambaku spitting contest.
  • Bars will now serve sugarcane juices instead of alcohol.
  • Amitabh Bacchan will be replaced with Shreeram Lagoo in all coming films.
I also read that its a BMC law to display the signboards in Marathi. But who the F*** is MNS to enforce the law by violent means?

Jai Maharashtra.

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