- All conversations now should be terminated with Jai Maharashtra.
- MNS decrees that all your last names will now have a 'kar' at the end.
- Ganpati donations will now be automatically deducted from your paycheck.
- Dandiya raas will now be replaced with lejhim dances.
- MNS asks IOC to introduce thambaku spitting contest.
- Bars will now serve sugarcane juices instead of alcohol.
- Amitabh Bacchan will be replaced with Shreeram Lagoo in all coming films.
Jai Maharashtra.
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